8. August 2011

From beyond the grave

I, Elvis Aaron Presley, born January 8th 1935, hereby declare that I am still alive. My death on August 8th 1977 was staged. I wanted to finally escape the exhausting routine of touring and recording. To do so, i arranged a contract to waive all my rights to RCA and my manager Colonel Tom Parker. I also arranged a faked death with Ginger Alden and George Nichopoulos, M.D. Dr. Nick injected me with some drug to simulate death. After that I've been brought to Cuba for a rehab- and fitness-program. I had some surgery to take care of my various medical problems, also i had my appearance changed through plastic surgery. After that I moved to Great Britain and stayed there until now under an alias. Kurt says Hi.

Foto: Paul Smith / Martin Fox CC-BY-SA 2.5

Alf und Elvis