Benefits of a classical education

"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."

I may vomit.

Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.

Whatever his insane scheme is... it will surely be incomplete without you.

Behold the Metatron, herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true God. Behold the Metatron, herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true God.

May the Lord have mercy on your soul.

By the way, I have a few more helpful hints. One side will make you grow taller...

Incredible... it's even worse than I thought it would be.

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